Kulyok Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 A few months ago my friends started bombarding me with funny quotes and anekdotes and hilarious stories from bash.org.ru - IRC quotes, ICQ quotes, funny stuff. Just like in some signatures here(looks at icelus). Naturally, me being a generous, sharing and generally nice person*, I wanted to share it with my foreign friends. However, good bits got lost in translation, I got frustrated, and so on. Besides, sometimes people just don't understand my jokes. So, today I finally found the original site! Which has totally different quotes, but never mind; it's still funny. If you've been there, great, if you haven't, it's worth a visit. http://bash.org I'll just give you two examples: <Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE<Donut[AFK]> INSULT <Eurakarte> RETORT <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT <Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE <Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP <Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM <Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON <Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES <Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD <Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway rightBlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say... BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES BlackAdder> IN FACT BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.* *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( ) t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right CRCError> right heartless> Right. r3v> right * Yes, it was a joke, too. Link to comment
G-Mon Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 A few months ago my friends started bombarding me with funny quotes and anekdotes and hilarious stories from bash.org.ru - IRC quotes, ICQ quotes, funny stuff. Just like in some signatures here(looks at icelus). I've seen things like them before, too. Which reminds me, I could use a new sig at another forum.... Naturally, me being a generous, sharing and generally nice person*, I wanted to share it with my foreign friends. However, good bits got lost in translation, I got frustrated, and so on. Besides, sometimes people just don't understand my jokes. So, today I finally found the original site! Which has totally different quotes, but never mind; it's still funny. If you've been there, great, if you haven't, it's worth a visit. http://bash.org Aaand that's where I heard them from. t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway rightBlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say... BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES BlackAdder> IN FACT BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.* *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( ) t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right CRCError> right heartless> Right. r3v> right * Yes, it was a joke, too. Heh, gotta love a good ol' KB. Link to comment
theacefes Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Hahah Miles Prower.....the memories. Link to comment
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