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A few months ago my friends started bombarding me with funny quotes and anekdotes and hilarious stories from bash.org.ru - IRC quotes, ICQ quotes, funny stuff. Just like in some signatures here(looks at icelus). :(

 

Naturally, me being a generous, sharing and generally nice person*, I wanted to share it with my foreign friends. However, good bits got lost in translation, I got frustrated, and so on. Besides, sometimes people just don't understand my jokes.

 

So, today I finally found the original site! Which has totally different quotes, but never mind; it's still funny. If you've been there, great, if you haven't, it's worth a visit.

 

http://bash.org

 

I'll just give you two examples:

 

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE

<Donut[AFK]> INSULT

<Eurakarte> RETORT

<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT

<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE

<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM

<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE

<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE

<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE

<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE

<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON

<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES

<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD

<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

 

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right

BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...

BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH

BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU

BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES

BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY

BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES

BlackAdder> IN FACT

BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW

BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE

BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG

*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*

*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right

CRCError> right

heartless> Right.

r3v> right

 

* Yes, it was a joke, too.

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A few months ago my friends started bombarding me with funny quotes and anekdotes and hilarious stories from bash.org.ru - IRC quotes, ICQ quotes, funny stuff. Just like in some signatures here(looks at icelus). :(

I've seen things like them before, too. Which reminds me, I could use a new sig at another forum....

 

Naturally, me being a generous, sharing and generally nice person*, I wanted to share it with my foreign friends. However, good bits got lost in translation, I got frustrated, and so on. Besides, sometimes people just don't understand my jokes.

 

So, today I finally found the original site! Which has totally different quotes, but never mind; it's still funny. If you've been there, great, if you haven't, it's worth a visit.

 

http://bash.org

Aaand that's where I heard them from.

 

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right

BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...

BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH

BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU

BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES

BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY

BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES

BlackAdder> IN FACT

BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW

BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE

BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG

*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*

*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right

CRCError> right

heartless> Right.

r3v> right

 

* Yes, it was a joke, too.

Heh, gotta love a good ol' KB. ;)

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