Bri Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing everyone who opposed them. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong fourteen times gives you job security. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. Plagiarism saves time. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself. The layoffs will continue until morale improves. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. Hang in there. Retirement is only thirty years away! Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. Indecision is the key to flexibility. Aim low. Reach your goals. Avoid disappointment. Link to comment
CamDawg Posted January 25, 2004 Author Share Posted January 25, 2004 For office gifts: greatest website 3VARRR!!!!!1111!!!! Link to comment
g'lain Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 For office gifts: greatest website 3VARRR!!!!!1111!!!! Yes, Cam it is... I've been giving those calenders out as X-mas gifts for the last few years! People love them and bosses hate them. Link to comment
Bri Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 So, these are actual products? Way cool...for a moment, I thought it was a faux site Link to comment
CamDawg Posted January 26, 2004 Author Share Posted January 26, 2004 Yep, the guy in the office next to mine has the framed picture of french fries on his desk. Link to comment
Userunfriendly Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Yep, the guy in the office next to mine has the framed picture of french fries on his desk. you should get him a burger king hat or mcdonald uniform for his birthday... Link to comment
BigRob Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 I actually really like this one. I might make it my new motto   Link to comment
g'lain Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 That's a good one BigRob!    My signature on another site is: Power Corrupts. Absolute Powers Corrupts Absolutely. But it Rocks Absolutely, too. Can't remember what month it is... Link to comment
BigRob Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 I saw that one too. It's pretty sweet. Link to comment
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