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[v2] Kindrek/Yasraena Banters

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I authorize these banters as writer/coder of the Kindrek mod and as co-writer/co-coder of the Yasraena mod.

 

(SoA) Kindrek's file name is BKINDREK. Yasraena's is BYASRAEN.

(ToB) Kindrek's file name is BKINDR25. Yasraena's is BYASRA25.

 

BANTER #1 SoA

KINDREK: Yasraena! Watching your body move in battle turns me on!

 

YASRAENA: (Yasraena's face registers utter bafflement.) What?

 

KINDREK: Not only do you excel at the shedding of blood, which I find highly stimulating, but your battle-dance shows me parts of your body I usually do not have the pleasure of seeing!

 

YASRAENA: You cannot be serious. We are so dissimilar. Your desire for me is like a fish being enamored of a bird.

 

KINDREK: (Kindrek winks at Yasraena.) There are such things as flying fish!

 

YASRAENA: Ugh. And there are such things as blades in the back.

 

 

BANTER #2 SoA

KINDREK: Yasraena! I have given you ample time to consider my offer! What say you?

 

YASRAENA: To what, pray?

 

KINDREK: My offer! Shall I tell <CHARNAME> to set camp so that we might form the beast with two backs?

 

YASRAENA: Do you suspect an attack from a beast? Yes, setting camp is a wonderful deception. It would fool the beast into thinking we do not suspect its presence!

 

KINDREK: What?! What are you talking about? I'm talking about you and me!

 

YASRAENA: Even better. We are the warriors. Let us go out and find this beast--

 

KINDREK: --Now you're talking!

 

YASRAENA: And murder it.

 

KINDREK: OK, let's skip the camp idea...

 

 

BANTER for ToB

PM'd to Grim Squeaker cuz of spoilers.... :blush:

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