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Well, with all the talk of pants threads I was reminded of the almighty Star Wars pants discussions.  You know the rules, replace a word of a piece of Star Wars dialogue with the word pants.  I'll start:

 

1) Han: Me and Chewie have got into pants more heavily guarded than this...

 

2) Luke: That's not true, that's IMPOSSIBLE!

 

Vader: Search your pants you know it to be true!

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The easiest one of all (and precedes Grim's #2):

 

*I* am your pants.

 

I just felt a great disturbance in the pants.

 

You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow these pants and go home!

 

In something marginally related, does anyone else keep expecting Billy Dee Williams (Lando) to slip Princess Leia some Colt .45?

 

"Gets 'em every time." :D

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Changed:  "You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought."

Original:  "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

 

 

Changed:  "Curse my metal pants, I wasn't fast enough!"

Original:  "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

 

 

Changed:  "Han, can you reach my pants?" "Yeah! Sure!"

Original:  "Han, can you reach my lightsaber?" "Yeah! Sure!"

 

 

Changed:  "Pants can't go in there, It's restricted!"

Original:  "You can't go in there, It's restricted!"

 

 

Changed:  "Slimy? My pants this is!"

Original:  "Slimy? My home this is!"

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Imperial pants spotted on the North Ridge!

 

 

Now, you will witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle pants.

 

 

Where are the transmissions you intercepted? What have you done with those pants?

 

 

:D

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Imperial pants spotted on the North Ridge!

 

 

Now, you will witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle pants.

 

 

Where are the transmissions you intercepted? What have you done with those pants?

 

 

:D

oh dear...grim's jedi mind tricks have claimed another victim...

 

Grim: these aren't the pants you're looking for.

 

Rob: these aren't the pants i'm looking for...

 

grim: move along

 

rob: move along

 

grim: you will give aklon a rhinestone studded thong

 

rob: I will give aklon a rhinestone studded THONG???!!! :D:D:D

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Must.... resist..... thong.... must.... be.... sequined!  :D

 

 

 

See these tracks? Sand People always ride single-file, to hide their pants.

Like a rhinestone thong-boy

Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo

Like a rhinestone thong-boy

Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know

And offers comin' over the phone

 

:D:D:D

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Some more extreme replacement of words (Damnit this would hurt...)

 

'...an analysis of the plans provided by Princess Leia has demonstrated a weakness in the 'battle station'.  The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight up this trouser-leg and skim the pants to this point. The target area is only one centimeter wide. It's a small gas exhaust port, right between the buttocks. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the 'station'...'

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Some more extreme replacement of words (Damnit this would hurt...)

 

'...an analysis of the plans provided by Princess Leia has demonstrated a weakness in the 'battle station'.  The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight up this trouser-leg and skim the pants to this point. The target area is only one centimeter wide. It's a small gas exhaust port, right between the buttocks. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the 'station'...'

wedgie: Torpedos away!!!

 

control: Status, Levi One!!!

 

Wedgie: Negative hit, control...it impacted on the zipper... :D:D:D

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