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I really question how bad guys aim can be.  I don't recall ever missing in my twenty-three years.  I mean... wtf?  A toilet bowl is what, 12 inches across?  16 even?

 

Even when drunk?

 

Are you trying to say that toilet bowls get smaller when they're drunk?

 

Must be. Couldn't possibly be a lack of coordination on my part when intoxicated. :)

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Oops....I'm guilty of far too many of those double standards!! :)

 

Also I sometimes think it's not the aiming when drunk that is the problem, but the misconceptions. My husband once thought we had a urinal in our bathroom. Lucky the floor is tiled! :D

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