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Grim Squeaker

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D&D flavored...


You can scale my battlements any day, madam.


I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart.


Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross.


Looks like my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.


You wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?


If I were that horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle.


To pick up mages like Imoen and Nalia:

Do you practice safe hex?


What's that sound?

That's just the sound of my chain mail drawers expanding


Ever see a passion play? Would you like to?


Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours.

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For Minsc:

Hey wench the rodent in my pocket wants to eat at your cheeze.


For Lewis Carrol fans:

My Lady, dost thou possess a looking glass in thine bodice? For I may surely see myself within their folds.


Not so much a line, as something for Anomen to try:

Paint on your shield "Smile if you want to sleep with me" and watch the wenches try to keep straight faces.


Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.


Oh, my sweet Knight! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me...(Hmm, how did that one slip in there?)

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