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*Watches idly as the ravenous insects feast upon his already rotten and decayed flesh.* How sad, I can almost feel the pain. *Tosses another bucklet of cold water on the sisters.* That's for making me have to graft another batch of skin into place.

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Spoil-sport.

 

Ow

 

 

Ow

 

 

Owowowowowowow. :D

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Inara slowly wipes the dripping water off of her forehead.

 

That one...was not my fault.

 

She turns to Urborg.

 

Have you an affinity for pain? Because I can think of much better ways than a swarm of insects... *Wink*

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Keli once again attempts to dry herself. She looks at Inara with exasperation.

 

Leave it to you to look for a roll in the hay when we're in the middle of something. I suppose I should go 'round and heal those males. And possibly get that UUF to a Temple of Selune. They help those afflicted with madness. Possibly I should also escort that Mousey fellow there as well.

 

Keli then looks at Loké, and in a quiet tone of voice says:

 

You know, Inara, that guy with the red hair is kinda cute...

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::Score! :D::

 

(My comp's got a virus on it so it's KIA for now. Having to use another. ::cries:: )

 

::looks at Keli a bit suprised:: Really? I've always been called 'you f**king barstard', never cute.

 

::looks thoughtful for a moment::

Erm... I don't suppose you'd want to help me outta these cuffs, or ::gives a small smile and takes on a joking tone of voice:: are you into that sort of thing?

::thinks again:: And find me a new shirt....? :D

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Inara gives the red-head a brief look, then looks at her twittering sister.

 

There's no sense in chattering to me. Do something about it, if you think so.

 

She looks back to Urborg.

 

I'd rather whisper my ideas to you over a round or two than stand out here wasting time. *Wink* But the day is young. I might yet have a better offer, cutter. If there is a-what? By the Lady, stop poking my arm, Keli! What do you bloody want?

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Keli, looking a little panicked

 

OK, OK... but what do I say? What do I do? I've never had a conversation with a boy since... well, you know... and OhmygoddesshowdoIactandwhatdoIsaywhenheasksmetogotoapubyouknowhowIamifIhavetoomuchtodrink....

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::watches with polite bemusement for several minutes until a sweatdrop forms::

 

I guess you are into handcuffs and stuff...

Er, no offence but I'd rather get to know you first before this.

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urm...the last time they dragged me into the temple of selune...(They claimed I was possessed...by the spirit of Jan Jansen :):O:O ) I left because they started to get on my nerve...

 

sure, so i told them some turnip stories...but it was not my fault a tenday after I left they all committed suicide by jumping over a cliff, imitating lemmings... :rant:

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Slow down.

 

Take a breath.

 

Walk up to him with a smile.

 

Say something witty.

 

Invite him back to your room.

 

...

 

Knowing you, I'll need to write out the next part for ready reference.

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Slow down.

 

Take a breath.

 

Walk up to him with a smile.

 

Say something witty.

 

Invite him back to your room.

 

...

 

Knowing you, I'll need to write out the next part for ready reference.

actually for most guys, you can omit all steps except the last one... :rant::):O

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Inara raises an eyebrow at UUF.

 

You need written instructions as well?

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We'll have to pursue this endeavor at a later date it would seem, Inara. At the moment it appears your guidaince is required. *Smirks as Keli begins her gibberred ranting.* Still, I'm not sure who needs it more... *Eyes UUF for a brief moment.*

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