A Wee Bit of Trolling Around.

[Domi]

Just a quick silly dialogue instead of the joke I was going to write and didn't ...

 

Sir Nord: Pass on more dried bread that way, Peony, be a good lass.~

Peony: With some dried meat?~

Sir Nord: Aye.~

Peony: And dried cranberries?~

Sir Nord: Aye.~

Peony: I'd offer you dried water, but they haven't invented it yet.~

Sir Nord: I'll settle for dry wine.~

Peony: Haven't gotten any.~

Sir Nord: Don't sigh, lass. We'll have time to hunt soon I hope; fresh meat will do us all good.~

Peony: You know what will make good preserves, Sir Knight? Trolls. Just marinate a few cuttings in acid, rinse before serving, and voila! You eat just a tiny little bit, but by the time it makes down your stomach, it's enough to make you full.~

Sir Nord: Think one step further, lass, and you'll see why it's not such a great idea.~

Peony: Yikes! Well, maybe if you have a very quick digestion... Nah, I bet it would taste like wood chips anyway.~

[berelinde]

[Raven_Song]

Ok I've suddenly gone off the idea of breakfast.

[Domi]

Sorry

[Eleima]

Sir Nord: Pass on more dried bread that way, Peony, be a good lass.~

Peony: With some dried meat?~

Sir Nord: Aye.~

Peony: And dried cranberries?~

Sir Nord: Aye.~

Peony: I'd offer you dried water, but they haven't invented it yet.~

Sir Nord: I'll settle for dry wine.~

Peony: Haven't gotten any.~

Sir Nord: Don't sigh, lass. We'll have time to hunt soon I hope; fresh meat will do us all good.~

Peony: You know what will make good preserves, Sir Knight? Trolls. Just marinate a few cuttings in acid, rinse before serving, and voila! You eat just a tiny little bit, but by the time it makes down your stomach, it's enough to make you full.~

Sir Nord: Think one step further, lass, and you'll see why it's not such a great idea.~

Peony: Yikes! Well, maybe if you have a very quick digestion... Nah, I bet it would taste like wood chips anyway.~

 

I laughed so hard, I almost had my tea come out of my nose!! Yurk!

[cmorgan]

If this isn't put in the actual dialogue happenings, then I will patch it in m'self... I snarfed coffe, just missing the keyboard

[Domi]

It's an actual dialogue. It's not all like that, of course, but there are a few gratitously comic banters, which serve no other purpose but to lighten up the game-play.

[cmorgan]

sweeeeeet .... I just HAVE to get this stuff wrapped up and get on to BG2, so I can do some serious playing. I have never played IWD at all, and it looks like my first run will be incredibly cool already

[Raven_Song]

Sorry

 

Not to worry, I soon got over it, and have more than made up for it throughout the day.

 

I've avoided all meat products though ... just to be on the safe side.

[Grand_Dracolich]

Now THAT'S funny!!!

[Neferit]

Although we write reaaally big test in Math today, I will go to school smiling because of this

[Silver]

hahaha perfecto~ I laughed sooo hard!