BevH

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"Pinch Aklon's bottom"

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You've got to stop posting things like this... *drools*

And in a further burst of progress reporting, I might as well mention that I'm past the kissing flirt and into the "Seductive gaze with finger nibbling" one.

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*Bev fans self* Hopefully this won't lead to another fire...

I'm still somewhere in the "Kiss Aklon" flirt, which is giong to take me a little while to finish, since it's going to be one of the bigger ones.

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Oooo... kiss Aklon.... *drools*

Nice.

 

Some of those photos are a little distorted, though, makes us look slightly inhuman!

Um... OK, I'll let this one slide...

I'd like to amend the Critical Strike a bit. There is a limit on how many times you can select it, but I don't remember right off hand how many. But you can select it at least 15 times.

Loké: What annoys you the most? (apart from your sister )

Keli: Hm... besides Inara... that's a hard one... there are so many things that Inara does that annoy me, it's hard to think of something that someone else might do that annoys me. I mean, after Inara, I've learned to tolerate a lot of things.

Reywind: Say you were, eh, attacking a dragon and, well, all of your friends were mercilessly slain, do you think it would be, you know, okay to raise their corpses to continue fighting. Cause, you know, they wanted to kill the dragon, but, eh, death sorta got 'em first.

Keli: Oh, I have no problem with raising the dead - especially under those circumstances. There have been many times when I feared I would have to raise Inara. It's the long dead that I would never bring back... it can only mean trouble.

Monkeyfist: Anyone ever tell you that between the spots and those stubby little horns you look a bit like a giraffe? A sexy giraffe?

Rastor: Do you think that Monkeyfist smells like a baboon?

Jorge: Aw, bloody hell. Stuff it you lot. Give the lady some space before I start knocking heads.

You there! I don't know what the hell a "gerr-affe" is, but I don't like the sound of it so you say yer sorry right quick.

Monkeyfist: Luckily, I am a skilled artiste! A giraffe, for your further review.

Do you deny the resemblance?

Userunfriendly: sigh...everyone knows that keli is a trill...

Loké: Oh shush, the pair of you.

MrEnnigma: Are you amazed by how many people here seem to be unable to follow Grim's instructions on how to ask you questions?

Grey: Is the hokey pokey truly what it is all about?

Keli: I truly don't know what to say about all of this... other than thanks to kind Lord Jorge and Loké for coming to my defense. As for the rest...

Rastor: Any chance I could count all the spots on you?

Keli:

MrEnnigma: Do you think it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?

Keli: I rather fancy myself as the hopelessly romantic type. So I believe that you love someone forever. However, if you never take a chance, then you have lost nothing to begin with.

MrEnnigma: If you had the power to banish all pain and darkness in the world would you or do you feel there cannot be joy and light without their counterparts?

Keli: Banish all pain and darkness? That would certainly be idyllic. However, without the one, how would you know about the other? So, in effect, I think there would be no knowledge of joy without pain, it would all be the same.

MrEnnigma: If you could change a painful moment in your past would you or would you accept its contribution to who you are now?

Keli: If it were in my power to do so, I think yes, I would.

MrEnnigma: Do you express your pain or do you bury it?

Keli: Inara would say without a doubt, I express my pain... loudly!

Briannandoah: Where have you got your name from? Does it mean anything special?

Keli: As to where I got my name, my mother gave it to me. As for what it means, well, now, if you knew that, you would have power over me, no?

Well, then there's also the voicing...

Oh look! The cake worked!

Consumer: Do you feel the end justifies the means?

Keli: No, not always. Like when Inara snatches a pie from a window sill because she wants a sweet.

Consumer: Would you put down your life for any cause?

Keli: If it's a cause I truly believe in, then yes, I would do it.

Consumer: Do you like children? Boiled or fried?

Keli: That's just... eww!!!

Akryn: Can you feel the old blood running through you, as I do? The pulse of evil pounding through your veins? Your heritage and my own be not so dissimilar, though yours is but a weak, pale shadow by comparison. Somewhere inside you, you must understand this, musn't you? You must know what it is like, sympathize, somehow? When the old blood calls, what choice is there but to listen?

Keli: Yes, my blood runs through me just fine. Oh, you mean... well, I've *heard* that tieflings have demons or devils as a parent, but not always. Sometimes they just happen because their parents spent time in the planes.

Eldae: How about guys who are slightly (well, a bit more than slightly) eccentric?

Keli: All this talk about the type of guys I like...

Well, if he's too eccentric, I probably try to find an elder cleric of Selûne to help him.

Userunfriendly: how do you feel about guys who use both weapons and magic???

Keli: Well, then they are the best of both worlds! Um... oh... OK, I'll be quiet now and... um...

Reywind: Uh, how do you feel about, erm, necromancers...

Keli: Those that raise the dead? Ugh. Since Silverstars hate most undead, well... I guess if you raise them to fight evil...

And Cam, I didn't know you could fold a person into such a small package.  You were right, the Czech was in the mail...the Chainmail...

My, aren't we "punny" today... OK and don't fire at Will either..

Another one down. Now starting on the post-serious relationship talks, currently the "I'm an elf, I'm gonna live for a thousand years and you're not" dialogue.

Ah, Aklon has a bit of Chevy Chase in him...

Oh wait, that would be, "I'm an elf and you're not."

Eldae: Do you prefer guys who use magic or guys who use weapons?

Keli: They each have their good points. Magic is good because you don't have to get up close and personal. But there are times when magic doesn't work or doesn't work as well as you might hope.

Rastor: You wouldn't ever consider wearing just that, would you ?

Keli: Consider wearing what? Only my cloak? Um...

Bridgekeeper: What... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Keli: Um... aerodynamics not really my speciality. I'd imagine, though, that if the swallow isn't carrying anything it could fly really, really fast.

Delainy: *grins* "Darn, so no chance of you settling down somewhere in a nice, warm den somewhere, a harem of men fanning you and catering to your every whim?"

Keli: Hmm... lots of guys... I've never had lots of guys like me... but, naw, I still think I'd rather just have one special guy.