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  1. One of my favorite NPCs - all these are by me, but hopefully Bri or Lord Ernie will wander by and make changes or suggestions. File: aranw_aware\aranaware_tashia_SoAbanters.d /* SoA Banters: Tashia<>Aran : High Spirits : cmorgan */ CHAIN IF ~Global("c-tashia1aran","GLOBAL",0) InParty(Myself) !StateCheck(Myself,CD_STATE_NOTVALID) InParty("c-aran") InMyArea("c-aran") !StateCheck("c-aran",CD_STATE_NOTVALID) CombatCounter(0) !See([ENEMY])~ THEN BTASHIA tashia1arantalk ~[TASHIA] Rather gloomy, aren't you?~ DO ~SetGlobal("c-tashia1aran","GLOBAL",1)~ == C-ARANB ~[ARAN] Aye, then, lass, I think you have a mite bit o' th' truth there. Down just a little, I think.~ == BTASHIA ~[TASHIA] So, how about a riddle?~ == C-ARANB ~[ARAN] No, not now, as I got naught for spirited talk. You seem a mite down yourself, there. You got an interestin' familiar, some tough magic, an' you be travelin' with us. What's th' matter wi' you, to bring you so far down?~ == BTASHIA ~[TASHIA] Well, that's really no one's concern but mine. Personal matters... you understand, I'm sure.~ == C-ARANB ~[ARAN] Sure. I understand. Here, lass... have a nip from this flask. It may not solve anythin', but it will warm up your insides.~ == BTASHIA ~[TASHIA] I would think so... I can smell it from here!~ == C-ARANB ~[ARAN] Sometimes a nip o' somthin' what can kick a lad or lass will do wonders. Spirits for to raise your spirits, eh?~ == BTASHIA ~[TASHIA] I don't know...~ == C-ARANB ~[ARAN] Well, suit yourself. Th' offer's always available.~ EXIT [code] And now for a little moe fun - let's play with the blanket idea that Tashia has between Jaheira and Aerie, only throwing a slightly different light on thins - a riff in the key of flirt, if Tashia and Aerie are in the party with Aran: [code] APPEND C-ARANB /* SoA Banters: Aran<>Tashia : no romance with PC with either Aran or Tashia, and even better if you have both Tashia and Aerie in the party... : cmorgan */ IF ~!Global("TashiaRomanceActive","GLOBAL",2) !Global("c-aranrom","GLOBAL",2) Global("c-aran1tashia","GLOBAL",0) InParty(Myself) !StateCheck(Myself,CD_STATE_NOTVALID) InParty("tashia") InMyArea("tashia") !StateCheck("tashia",CD_STATE_NOTVALID) CombatCounter(0) !See([ENEMY])~ THEN BEGIN c-aran1tashiatalk SAY ~[ARAN] Oh, nice an' soft... just th' right sort o' thing. I'll just be packin' this up, an'...~ IF ~~ THEN DO ~SetGlobal("c-aran1tashia","GLOBAL",1)~ EXTERN BTASHIA c-aran1tashiastart END IF ~~ c-aran1tashiafour SAY ~[ARAN] Now, I doubt that would end so well for me. I done learned a long time ago that pleasin' a woman be a full time occupation, an' splittin' forces leads to disaster.~ IF ~~ THEN EXTERN BTASHIA c-aran1tashiaseven END IF ~~ c-aran1tashiafive SAY ~[ARAN] Now, while that be a right entertainin' thought, I was actually talkin' to you, Tashia.~ IF ~~ EXTERN BTASHIA c-aran1tashiaseven END IF ~~ c-aran1tashiasix SAY ~[ARAN] Now, while that be a right entertainin' thought, I was actually talkin' to you, Aerie.~ IF ~~ EXTERN BAERIE c-aran1tashiaeight END END CHAIN C-ARANB c-aran1tashiaone ~[ARAN] Well, I might be in a right fine position to share it wi' you...~ == BTASHIA ~[TASHIA] Are you suggesting what I think you are suggesting?~ == C-ARANB ~[ARAN] Now, you be a woman o' th' world, an' a beautiful one at that. Why should I not ask?~ END IF ~~ THEN EXTERN BTASHIA c-aran1tashiaseven CHAIN BAERIE c-aran1tashiatwo ~[AERIE] No, that is mine! How did we get these all mixed up?~ == C-ARANB ~[ARAN] Well, I might be in a right fine position to share it wi' you...~ == BTASHIA ~[TASHIA] Are you suggesting what I think you are suggesting?~ == BAERIE ~[AERIE] Wh- what is he suggesting?~ == C-ARANB ~[ARAN] Now, you be a woman o' th' world, an' a beautiful one at that. Why should I not ask?~ == BAERIE ~[AERIE] Aran, are you talking to me, or to her? Ask what?~ END IF ~~ THEN EXTERN BTASHIA c-aran1tashiathree APPEND BTASHIA IF ~~ c-aran1tashiastart SAY ~[TASHIA] Hey! That's my blanket you're taking!~ IF ~InParty("aerie") InMyArea("aerie") StateCheck("aerie",CD_STATE_NOTVALID)~ THEN EXTERN BAERIE c-aran1tashiatwo IF ~OR(3) !InParty("aerie") !InMyArea("aerie") StateCheck("aerie",CD_STATE_NOTVALID)~ THEN EXTERN C-ARANB c-aran1tashiaone END IF ~~ c-aran1tashiathree SAY ~[TASHIA] For all we know, he might be talking to us both.~ IF ~RandomNum(3,3)~ THEN EXTERN C-ARANB c-aran1tashiafour IF ~RandomNum(3,2)~ THEN EXTERN C-ARANB c-aran1tashiafive IF ~RandomNum(3,1)~ THEN EXTERN C-ARANB c-aran1tashiasix END END CHAIN BTASHIA c-aran1tashiaseven ~[TASHIA] I see someone has a growing appreciation for the possibility of female companionship.~ == C-ARANB ~[ARAN] Do you be usin' some sort o' sorcerous ways to see right through these clothes o' mine?~ == BTASHIA ~[TASHIA] No, no... I just know the way men's minds work.~ == BTASHIA ~[TASHIA] Nice try, Aran, but I have my Peanelian to keep me warm.~ == C-ARANB ~[ARAN] I do admit he can do that right well, but I might have some more ways o' pleasin' you, you know.~ == BTASHIA ~[TASHIA] Oh, I don't know...~ == C-ARANB ~[ARAN] You can't be naught in th' way o' serious.~ == BTASHIA ~[TASHIA] Hehe... You should see your face!~ == C-ARANB ~[ARAN] You might think on it a bit, you know, all jokin' aside. You be a fine lookin' lass.~ EXIT CHAIN BAERIE c-aran1tashiaeight ~[AERIE] I... Oh. You are... You are?~ == C-ARANB ~[ARAN] I have been admirin' you for some time now, Aerie. I wouldn't speak so bold if I hadn't seen your eyes come my direction more than a few times, eh?~ == BTASHIA ~[TASHIA] I see someone has a growing appreciation for the possibility of female companionship.~ == C-ARANB ~[ARAN] Do you be usin' some sort o' sorcerous ways to see right through these clothes o' mine?~ == BTASHIA ~[TASHIA] No, no... I just know the way men's minds work.~ == BAERIE ~[AERIE] You... you were talking to me.~ == BTASHIA ~[TASHIA] Now I can't decide which of you two is blushing brighter. Should I just leave you two lovebirds alone?~ == BAERIE ~[AERIE] NO! No... I mean, please don't go. I... I don't think Aran is suggesting...~ == BTASHIA ~[TASHIA] Believe me, he is.~ == C-ARANB ~[ARAN] Belive me, I am.~ == BAERIE ~[AERIE] Oh! Oh my!~ == BTASHIA ~[TASHIA] Was her grabbing the blanket and running off hiding her face in it part of your master plan, loverboy?~ == C-ARANB ~[ARAN] Sune's Sweet Smile, I thought I was makin' time right well. Damnation on my blighted tongue.~ == BTASHIA ~[TASHIA] Sometimes a girl does like attention. Just don't go overboard.~ EXIT installed and tested.
  2. Banter Rough Drafts, for checking with authors later (if/when they are available). For some of these, there will be no banter pack in which these are acceptable, as my interpretation of the permissions set governing G3 CrossMod really expects 2-way communication between authors (or at least approval) and both SHS's IEP Banters and PPG's Banterpack are designed around Canon BioWare™ NPC Joinables. Some retired mod authors have given a "green light" for new content, and some have not stated their wishes. But, tucking these ideas here gives time for feedback and recheck, and an easy place to link to when seeking permissions. Maybe eventually they will find a home. Since we are writing lines for other folk's characters, this gets to be tricky. No BioWare™ author has shown up and posted "you are destroying my characterization of Minsc!". But as we are all amateurs (there is no paid professional market for i.e. mod authoring), we can accidentally make someone else's character look bad - and that is just wrong. In light of that, the basic approach for this writing is simple - 1. Don't knock someone else's character. So, no below-the belt digs at a characterization. If a player is playing the other mod, they probably like it; why mess with their chosen mod? Player1 is supposed to be #1. NPCs exist only for their enjoyment. 2. The author is probably not going to be active, so when possible build NPC responses out of minor modification of existing strings in the relevant mod (writing in someone else's style can accidentally end up being parody, and could be seen as a direct insult, which breaks point #1.) 3. Since there is no direct opportunity for feedback, if there is a potential conflict, the other mod NPC wins. No "last words" or zingers for Aran. That inevitably means that materials where another author is no longer available will be weaker. C'est la vie. This is all just for fun, after all! 4. If at all possible, beg/bribe/coerce the other mod author to participate. It saves time, energy, and makes your job so much easier. Plus the characterization is correct from the get-go! So, a first try at this idea. Sillara is sometimes active, and I have played Saerileth before, so the possibility for inclusion is good. Let's try two banters, an underdark commentary, and a friendly "what in th' nine hells are you thinkin' goin' out wi' a 15 year old Chosen o' Tyr who can be makin' googly-eyes an' drawin' kittens an hearts on your palm to smitin' Demogorgons in th' blink o' an eye" talk. SAERILETH (Sillara/Nethrin, CoM hosted, retired) Puzzle Pieces: @20 = ~Thou sharest in thy father's taint. I will leave thee and disturb thee no more.~ @27 = ~Thou art satisfied? Thy trust is freely given. I thank thee for it. As long as thou dost tread the path of good, I will sojourn with thee.~ @28 = ~I do. Wilt thou have me by thy side or no?~ @53 = ~Forgive me. My zeal oft overcomes my discretion. In this matter, I bow to thy judgement.~ @28 = ~Nay, <PRO_LADYLORD> <CHARNAME>. We must not! Their peril is more than thou knowest: their souls are in danger of damnation!~ @111 = ~'Twould be false in me to deny that this place doth trouble me. (Saerileth sighs and slowly sits up. She leans over you, tracing your profile with her fingers.)~ @201 = ~Our mortal lives do oft seem full of injustice, but if our lots are here unjust, we may rest assured that the Maimed Tyr will not deny us justice when he doth judge us.~ @418 = ~Aye, so it doth, <CHARNAME>. And I pray Tyr that thou hast the strength to meet it.~ [sAERI412] @431 = ~(Saerileth shakes her head.) Nay, sweet my lord. I am a Chosen of Tyr. When that I do become His Proxy, then mayhap I shall be granted the life of a deva.~ [sAERI390] @432 = ~And if I do remain a mortal Proxy, as some do, still the stuff of my life will alter. I do not think that thou wilt be left alone, even should I die. For at my death I do but return to the realm of Mertion, where thou mayest find me again.~ @546 = ~My life is, and hath ever been, Tyr's only. I shall follow his will so long as I have breath.~ @979 = ~Thou art most skilled for one who had no formal instruction.~ @995 = ~Modesty would better become thee, <CHARNAME>.~ @1033 = ~Tell me, why dost thou serve as a paladin a god who places the law above the good?~ @1040 = ~Which wilt thou choose when the choice must be made: goodness or order?~ @1043 = ~Like me, thou hast heard the call of thy god. Thou art blessed.~ @1061 = ~Thou art most fortunate, and the grace of the Morninglord doth rest upon thee.~ @1102 = ~(Saerileth's eyes are soft as she looks at you.) I do pity thee that thou knowest not yet thy lord.~ @1165 = ~Thy jesting is misplaced, and I am not amused. Art thou indeed a mere brigand and cutpurse?~ @1451 = ~Why dost thou reject the gods?~ @1498 = ~Beast! Foul-mouthed, blasphemous fiend! Thy life is forfeit!~ @1164 = ~Then I shall watch thy actions. Do not fall into evil, <CHARNAME>.~ CODE /* SoA Aran-Saerileth */ CHAIN IF ~InParty("Saerileth") InMyArea("Saerileth") !StateCheck("Saerileth",CD_STATE_NOTVALID) InParty("c-aran") InMyArea("c-aran") !StateCheck("c-aran",CD_STATE_NOTVALID) CombatCounter(0) Global("C-AranSaerBanter1","GLOBAL",0)~ THEN ~C-ARANB~ AranSaerSoABanter ~[ARAN] Lady Paladin, I'd be a might happier if you would take th' time to answer me a question, beggin' my impertinence.~ DO ~SetGlobal("C-AranSaerBanter1","GLOBAL",1)~ == ~BSAERILE~ ~[sAERILETH] Speak on, Aran.~ == ~C-ARANB~ IF ~!Global("SaerilethRomanceActive","GLOBAL",2)~ THEN ~[ARAN] <CHARNAME>'s rightly leader here, an' I expect has reason to have so young a lass on th' front lines. I was workin' trade costers m'self at your age, so I got no problem wi' that. But you seem a bit more focused on what be right an' wrong than what be practical.~ == ~C-ARANB~ IF ~Global("SaerilethRomanceActive","GLOBAL",2)~ THEN ~[ARAN] <CHARNAME>'s rightly leader here, an' I expect has reason to have so young a lass on th' front lines. I was workin' trade costers m'self at your age, so I got no problem wi' that. But you both seem a mite bit more than just comrades in arms.~ == ~BSAERILE~ IF ~!Global("SaerilethRomanceActive","GLOBAL",2)~ THEN ~[sAERILETH] Which would thou choose when the choice must be made: goodness or utility? There is but one answer.~ == ~BSAERILE~ IF ~Global("SaerilethRomanceActive","GLOBAL",2)~ THEN ~[sAERILETH] I am his love, and he is mine own.~ == ~C-ARANB~ ~[ARAN] An' this answer serves Tyr, on account o' you bein' his Chosen an' all?~ == ~BSAERILE~ IF ~!Global("SaerilethRomanceActive","GLOBAL",2)~ THEN ~[sAERILETH] My life is, and hath ever been, Tyr's only. I shall follow his will so long as I have breath.~ == ~BSAERILE~ IF ~Global("SaerilethRomanceActive","GLOBAL",2)~ THEN ~[sAERILETH] My life is, and hath ever been, Tyr's. I shall follow his will so long as I have breath. <CHARNAME> knows this. He will understand the depth of my faith.~ == ~C-ARANB~ ~[ARAN] I'm not sure I understand that kind o' faith, is all. I never did.~ EXIT /* SoA Saerileth-Aran */ CHAIN IF ~InParty("Saerileth") InMyArea("Saerileth") !StateCheck("Saerileth",CD_STATE_NOTVALID) InParty("c-aran") InMyArea("Saerileth") !StateCheck("c-aran",CD_STATE_NOTVALID) CombatCounter(0) Global("C-SaerAranBanter1","GLOBAL",0)~ THEN ~BSAERILE~ SaerAranSoABanter ~[sAERILETH] Why dost thou reject the gods? The foul-mouthed oaths thou dost speak do disservice to all.~ DO ~SetGlobal("C-SaerAranBanter1","GLOBAL",1)~ == ~C-ARANB~ ~[ARAN] Come, now, Saerileth. There must o' been a time when you were not so tight-ar... err... no, I suppose you never did let your hair down, so to speak. You haven't had enough time in life yet.~ == ~BSAERILE~ ~[sAERILETH] Thy jesting is misplaced, and I am not amused.~ == ~C-ARANB~ ~[ARAN] Now, don't you be gettin' all offended, lass. There be a place for a harmless bit o' language, sometimes. An' Tymora seems to be fine wi' me playin' fast an' loose.~ == ~C-ARANB~ IF ~OR(2) Class("c-aran",PALADIN_ALL) Class("c-aran",CLERIC_ALL)~ THEN ~[ARAN] How about we not get our respective gods into no minor squabble just on account o' my blasphemin', eh?~ == ~C-ARANB~ IF ~!Class("c-aran",PALADIN_ALL) !Class("c-aran",CLERIC_ALL)~ THEN ~[ARAN] I know I am no champion o' virtue. I done lost that in a card game when I... never you mind that. But I try to back <CHARNAME>, an' you back <CHARNAME>, so that has to count for somethin', eh?~ == ~BSAERILE~ IF ~OR(2) Class("c-aran",PALADIN_ALL) Class("c-aran",CLERIC_ALL)~ THEN ~[sAERILETH] I do pity thee that thou knowest not yet the wishes of thy god. Foul-mouthed blasphemy will forfeit the good will of all of the gods.~ == ~BSAERILE~ IF ~!Class("c-aran",PALADIN_ALL) !Class("c-aran",CLERIC_ALL)~ THEN ~[sAERILETH] I do pity thee that thou knowest not yet the power of worshiping one god above all others. Foul-mouthed blasphemy will forfeit the good will of all of the gods.~ == ~C-ARANB~ ~[ARAN] Is this somethin' where you are likely to raise a sword against me if I curse a mite here an' there?~ == ~BSAERILE~ ~[sAERILETH] As long as thou dost tread the path of good, I will sojourn with thee. But I warn thee... curb thy language.~ == ~C-ARANB~ ~[ARAN] You know, hearin' those words from a little slip o' a girl not even out o' apprentice age might be laughable in some circumstances. But seein' as you can hold your own in combat an' healin', I will take you right serious. At least, as far as I can. Hard to break old habits.~ EXIT /* UD Aran-Saerileth */ CHAIN IF ~Global("c-drow","GLOBAL",1) InParty("Saerileth") InMyArea("Saerileth") !StateCheck("Saerileth",CD_STATE_NOTVALID) InParty("c-aran") InMyArea("c-aran") !StateCheck("c-aran",CD_STATE_NOTVALID) CombatCounter(0) Global("C-AranSaerBanter2","GLOBAL",0)~ THEN ~C-ARANB~ AranSaerUDBanter ~[ARAN] I know I don't rightly take you serious all th' time. You be a fine companion, though a mite bit stubborn an' mayhap a bit fanatical. But here, I can see why a lad might follow in your footsteps a mite. This place deserves to be eradicated.~ DO ~SetGlobal("C-AranSaerBanter2","GLOBAL",1)~ == ~BSAERILE~ ~[sAERILETH] 'Twould be false in me to deny that the continued existence of this place doth trouble me.~ == ~C-ARANB~ ~[ARAN] I'd think it be time to call forth a holy crusade, an' clear 'em off out o' here. Mayhap destroy evey last one o' them.~ == ~BSAERILE~ ~[sAERILETH] Our mortal lives do oft seem full of injustice, but if our lots are here unjust, we may rest assured that the Maimed Tyr will not deny us justice when he doth judge us. But all of these creatures have chosen to serve evil. Their judgment hath been wrought, their lot decided, and eventually they shall fall to the power of Tyr.~ == ~C-ARANB~ ~[ARAN] I don't suppose there be some who might follow a good cause down here, eh? Mayhap one or two redeemed souls, trapped alongside all this scurryin' evil?~ == ~BSAERILE~ ~[sAERILETH] Forgive me. My zeal oft overcomes my discretion. In this matter, I spoke hastily; Tyr is the Judge, and I am his Champion. Perhaps there are a few souls the Maimed One would have me spare. It is not my decision to make.~ == ~C-ARANB~ ~[ARAN] Well, now you done got me worried. Usually, you be th' one takin' things to extremes. I was about to suggest we just send 'em all Tyr's way, an' let him figure out who goes where. I think down here, I be a might bit more comfortable wi' "guilt by association".~ EXIT /* are you sure about this romance? : BCS */ IF InParty("Saerileth") InMyArea("Saerileth") !StateCheck("Saerileth",CD_STATE_NOTVALID) InParty("c-aran") InMyArea("c-aran") !StateCheck("c-aran",CD_STATE_NOTVALID) CombatCounter(0) Global("SaerilethRomanceActive","GLOBAL",2) Global("c-aranpcsaerrom","GLOBAL",0) THEN RESPONSE #100 SetGlobal("c-aranpcsaerrom","GLOBAL",1) %arand_friend_song% StartDialogNoSet(Player1) END /* are you sure about this romance? : DLG */ IF ~Global("c-aranpcsaerrom","GLOBAL",1)~ THEN BEGIN aranpcsaerrom SAY ~[ARAN] Now, this be naught in th' way o' my business. But I have to ask... are you an' Saerileth gettin' serious?~ ++ ~[PC] Of course not. That is a ridiculous suggestion.~ DO ~SetGlobal("c-aranpcsaerrom","GLOBAL",2)~ + have_you_seen_how_she_looks_at_you ++ ~[PC] What do you think?~ DO ~SetGlobal("c-aranpcsaerrom","GLOBAL",2)~ + my_own_business ++ ~[PC] Yes.~ DO ~SetGlobal("c-aranpcsaerrom","GLOBAL",2)~ + are_you_kidding ++ ~[PC] Are we holding hands and kissing occasionally? Yes, I think we are. Are we getting serious? I am not sure.~ DO ~SetGlobal("c-aranpcsaerrom","GLOBAL",2)~ + are_you_kidding ++ ~[PC] Do I ask you about your dalliances with half of Faerun?~ DO ~SetGlobal("c-aranpcsaerrom","GLOBAL",2)~ + my_own_business ++ ~[PC] Speak of this to me again, and you will be looking for a new line of work. And perhaps searching for your missing head.~ + c-aranshutup32 EXIT IF ~~ are_you_kidding SAY ~[ARAN] Do you be kiddin' wi' me? A lass what has seen less than sixteen winters? Give her a year to come o' age a' make her own chices, an' mayhap I wouldn't kick her out o' my b... err... well, she is pretty an' all, I guess. But she don't know squat about livin', let alone havin' a serious relationship. Tyr's Blasted Buttocks, don't send a child to do adult's work, <CHARNAME>. Love isn't just for play.~ ++ ~[PC] Take one look into her eyes, and tell me that she does not love me.~ + she_does_at_that ++ ~[PC] She is the Chosen of Tyr. She is strong enough, wise enough, and driven enough to know her own mind. Do you really think we would be together if she was not set on having it that way?~ + no_guess_not_kid ++ ~[PC] What, are you jealous? I did not know you were in love with her too.~ + hells_no_cute_but_crazy ++ ~[PC] It is a passing crush, and I intend to have as much fun with her as her religious views will allow.~ + watch_out_boy_shell_chew_you_up ++ ~[PC] So now you are an expert on serious relationships? That is a laugh. You don't even remember the barmaid's name the next morning.~ + my_own_business END IF ~~ have_you_seen_how_she_looks_at_you SAY ~[ARAN] You must be blighted blind, then. Th' lass looks at you wi' th' intensity o' first love, an' th' passions o' a full grown woman. You'd best be careful around her, on account o' she might get th' wrong idea - or worse, th' right one.~ ++ ~[PC] I don't really need to be careful. I think I am falling for her.~ + are_you_kidding ++ ~[PC] Are we holding hands and kissing occasionally? Yes, I think we are. Are we getting serious? I am not sure.~+ watch_out_boy_shell_chew_you_up ++ ~[PC] Do I ask you about your dalliances with half of Faerun?~ DO ~SetGlobal("c-aranpcsaerrom","GLOBAL",2)~ + my_own_business ++ ~[PC] Speak of this to me again, and you will be looking for a new line of work. And perhaps searching for your missing head.~ + c-aranshutup33 END IF ~~ my_own_business SAY ~[ARAN] Look, <CHARNAME>, I love th' way women move, th' way they speak, th' way they smell, th' way they smile... hells, I just love women. But me an' someone what wears th' flower be a mite different than what you are talkin' about. First off, we all have th' age o' consent. Second off, if I tick off th' lady in question, she may box my ears, kick me, get me thrown into th' street, or mayhap carve me up a little, as be her choice. With Saerileth...~ IF ~~ THEN GOTO watch_out_boy_shell_chew_you_up END IF ~~ she_does_at_that SAY ~[ARAN] Aye, she does. That be even more dangerous.~ IF ~~ THEN GOTO love_women_but END IF ~~ no_guess_not_kid SAY ~[ARAN] Mayhap you are right. Mayhap she be older than her years, an' wiser than a sage; mayhap she be mature enough to understand that relationships be work as well as fun. But all that wisdom an' such be packed into a body what be still growin' an' changin'.~ IF ~~ THEN GOTO love_women_but END IF ~~ hells_no_cute_but_crazy SAY ~[ARAN] Jealous? No possibility o' that, boyo. She scares me half to death.~ IF ~~ THEN GOTO love_women_but END IF ~~ love_women_but SAY ~[ARAN] Look, <CHARNAME>, I love th' way women move, th' way they speak, th' way they smell, th' way they smile... hells, I just love women. But me an' someone what wears th' flower be a mite different than what you are talkin' about. First off, we all have th' age o' consent, meanin' we can make our own choices. Second off, if I tick off th' lady in question, she may box my ears, kick me, get me thrown into th' street, or mayhap carve me up a little, as be her choice. With Saerileth...~ IF ~~ THEN GOTO watch_out_boy_shell_chew_you_up END IF ~~ watch_out_boy_shell_chew_you_up SAY ~[ARAN] You know how 'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned'? Well, take one look at her an' all you see is slim little hips, curves to die for, an' lips beggin' to be kissed - not one bit o' th' hells about her. Take a look in her eyes, though, an' you see an intensity an' a devotion that be downright scary. Now picture her if you hurt her. There won't be any place on any o' th' Planes where you could hide from her wrath. She'll rip you in half wi' her bare hands, then heal you up just so she can do it again.~ ++ ~[PC] You are taking this too seriously. I am much more powerful than she is. She will never be able to defeat me.~ + I_warned_you ++ ~[PC] I don't intend to hurt her. I think she may be my soulmate.~ + I_warned_you ++ ~[PC] She's a bunny rabbit. What's she going to do, nibble my bum?~ + I_warned_you // heh - Monty Python is fun. But this one might be a good one to lose. ++ ~[PC] This is my business, not yours. Keep out of it.~ + I_warned_you END IF ~~ I_warned_you SAY ~[ARAN] None o' my business, anyways. You think you can handle it. But I have been on th' receivin' end o' a regular woman what feels she has been wronged, an' it were a mite painful. Breakin' th' heart o' someone with th' feelin's o' adolescent first love who just happens to be an accomplished fighter an' th Chosen o' Tyr... that's bloody suicide.~ IF ~~ THEN EXIT END
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