LuckyOne Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 'Ello, LuckyOne here from over at The Chosen of Mystra! Just to explain what this thread is all about; my twisted brain and I have a strange habit of composing new lyrics to old songs (primarily during university lectures Stupid brain!!). Anyway, these are the songs that I have so far managed to find littering my hard drive. I'm not saying that they're any good, but they gave me a chuckle to write so hopefully they'll do the same for you! LuckyOne A Jansen-ized version of Britney Spears' "Hit me baby one more time". If you want the original lyrics, they can be found at the following link -- http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/britneyspea...nemoretime.html Crunch it baby one more time!! Oh Turnip, Turnip How was I supposed to know That you wouldn’t make good beer Oh Turnip, Turnip I shouldn't have let you grow And now they’ve had a bite, yeah They don’t know what you mean to me Fill me baby 'cause I am hungry now, oh because Chorus: My hungriness is killing me I must confess I still believe When I don’t munch you I lose my mind Give me some wine, Oh Crunch it baby one more time! Oh Turnip, Turnip The reason I weed is you Boy you got me addicted Oh pretty Turnip There's nothing of you I wouldn’t chew And now I’ve mashed it up and canned it Show me how you want it to be Fill me baby 'cause I am hungry now, oh because Chorus: My hungriness is killing me I must confess I still believe When I don’t munch you I lose my mind Give me some wine, Crunch it baby one more time! Oh Turnip, Turnip how was I supposed to know Oh pretty Turnip, I shouldn't have let you grow I must confess, that my hungriness is killing me now Don't you know I still believe That you will be here, Oh get me more wine!! Crunch it baby one more time! * * * * * This time it's a corrupted version of "I could have danced all night" in the film, "My Fair Lady". If you want the original lyrics, they can be found at the following link -- http://www.brave.com/bo/lyrics/icouldha.htm This song was inspired by Dragon Lord's "Corrupted NPC MoD" idea over at the Chosen of Mystra forum, in particular Evil Aerie! Enjoy!! I could have bashed all night!! (aka, the Song of Evil Aerie) Evil Aerie: Head! Head! -- I could’ve chopped off his head! I’m full of too much fight to settle down! Sleep? Sleep -- I couldn't sleep tonight Not 'till I've corrupted the whole town!! I could have bashed all night I could have crashed all night And still have begged for more I once would have spread my wings And done a thousand things I now find *such* a bore! I'll never know what made Amn so enticing All at once I was up for a fiiiiiiiight! I only know when he began to fight with me I could have bashed, crashed, slashed all niiiiight!! Asylum Guard: I’m after thee now, come with me now That man is now stone dead! Evil Aerie: I could've fought... Asylum Guard: Your time is up, Evil Aerie: All night... Asylum Guard: You must be off your head! Evil Aerie: I could have bashed... Asylum Guard:Your face is drawn, Evil Aerie: All night... Asylum Guard:Your eyes are glowing red... Evil Aerie:And still... Asylum Guard: Now say goodnight. Evil Aerie: have begged... Asylum Guard: Come on, stop this fight Evil Aerie: for more. Asylum Guard: You know it's really time for you to be in chains.. Evil Aerie: I could have spread... Asylum Guard:Just come along, Evil Aerie: my wings... Asylum Guard: Do as you're told, Evil Aerie: and done a thousand... Asylum Guard: or the PC Evil Aerie: things Asylum Guard: is apt to scold Evil Aerie: I'd nev- Asylum Guard: I think it’s too late… Evil Aerie: -er done... Asylum Guard: Gods, you’d be an awful date Evil Aerie: before. Asylum Guard: Please just do as you’re sodding told!! Evil Aerie: I'll never know what made Amn so enticing But all at once I was up for the fight! I only know... Asylum Guard: Stop giving me that look Evil Aerie: when he... Asylum Guard: *That* look you can keep Evil Aerie: began to fight... Asylum Guard: Now put that down!! Evil Aerie: with me... Asylum Guard: I'll just cast sleep.... Evil Aerie: I could have bashed, crashed, slashed...all niiiiight!!!!! * * * * I've seen this one done a couple of times, so I thought I might as well have a crack at it! Here's my corruption of "Copacobana" (it had to be done )! If you want the original lyrics you can find them at the following link -- http://www.1000websites.com/heylola/lola_lyrics.htm Copper Coronet-a!! His name was Ano He was a poser With flashy highlights in his hair and a shirt ripped down to there He would merengue and do the salsa But while he tried to be a star, Aerie always tended bar Although it was a bore, she worked from 8 ‘till 4 She was young and she had a bouncer, Who could ask for more? At the Copper (CO!), Copper Coronet-a (Copper Coronet-a) The hottest spot here in Athkatla (where?) At the Copper (CO!), Copper Coronet-a Music and passion were always in fashion At the Copper.... they fell in love. His name was Janny. He wore a Turnip He was escorted to his chair, he saw Ano prancing there And when he finished, he called him over, But Janny went a bit too far, Aerie sailed across the bar And then the punches flew and the Turnip was mashed in two There was blood and a single bow shot But just who shot who? At the Copper (CO!), Copper Coronet-a (Copper Coronet-a) The hottest spot here in Athkatla (where?) At the Copper (CO!), Copper Coronet-a Music and passion were always in fashion At the Copper.... he lost his love. Copper... Copper Coronet-a... music and passion... always the fashion... His name was Ano, He was a poser But that was 30 years ago, when he used to have a show. Now it's a disco, but not for Ano, Still in the shirt he used to wear, Faded highlights in his hair. He sits there so refined, and drinks himself half-blind. He lost his youth and he lost his Janny, Now he's lost his mind! At the Copper (CO!), Copper Coronet-a (Copper Coronet-a) The hottest spot here in Athkatla (where?) At the Copper (CO!), Copper Coronet-a Music and passion were always in fashion At the Copper.... don't fall in love. * * * * Just a short one this time; last night I was minding my brothers kids and we watched the Disney film, "The Lion King". In one part of it the baddy of the film - Scar - sings "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" to torment his prisoners. Well, I've now composed Irenicus' version of the song, entitled "I've got a lovely bunch of prisoners". I don't know what the full song is, so I've only modified the bit that scar was singing. Enjoy! I've got a lovely bunch of prisoners! (aka, the Song of Irenicus) I've got a lovely bunch of prisoners! There they are all hanging in a row Big one, small one, one that’s bigger than me! That’s the trick! A crack of the whip! I'll hopefully crack some heads! * * * * This is a song that's been lying around on my hard-drive for ages. It's a Viconia-ized version of the Abba song, "Gimme Gimme Gimme (a man after mid-night)". You may well be wondering about the content of the song... weeeelll, in my sick and twisted mind Viconia and Jan make a good pair! If you want the original lyrics, they can be found at the following link -- http://www.lyricsfreak.com/a/abba/2937.html NOTE: I suppose that this song could be classified as containing "strong" language, however, the most offensive word is written in the Drow tongue, so I guess that doesn't count!! If you want to know what the Drow words mean, you can find a translation at the bottom of the page. Gimme Gimme Gimme!! (aka, the song of a sexually frustrated Drow Cleric ) Half past twelve And I'm watching the fires die in my room all alone How I hate to spend the evening on my own Autumn winds Blowing outside the window as I look around the room And it makes me so depressed to see the gloom There’s only Shar up there, Who’ll listen to my prayer! Gimme gimme gimme some Jan after midnight! He’s the one to help me chase these urges away Gimme gimme gimme some Jan after midnight! Rock me through the darkness ‘till the break of the day Vithing Bards Find the right dungeons, with a fortune to win It's so different from the world I'm living in Tired of Charname I open the window and I gaze into the night But there's no one there to screw, no jaluk in sight There's only Shar up there, Who’ll listen to my prayer! Gimme gimme gimme some Jan after midnight! He’s the one to help me chase these urges away Gimme gimme gimme some Jan after midnight! Rock me through the darkness ‘till the break of the day Gimme gimme gimme some Jan after midnight Gimme gimme gimme some Jan after midnight Why won’t Shar up there, Just listen to my prayer?! Gimme gimme gimme some Jan after midnight! He’s the one to help me chase these urges away Gimme gimme gimme some Jan after midnight! Rock me through the darkness ‘till the break of the day Gimme gimme gimme some Jan after midnight He’s the one to help me chase these urges away Gimme gimme gimme same Jan before midnight Rock me through the darkness ‘till the break of the day!! Drow - English Translation: Vithing = F**king Jaluk = Male * * * * Jan's nightmare: his Turnips have been sold to a filthy Human baker by his own Mother!!! (dun dun duuuun!!). This is a (poor) adaption of the David Bowie song "Changes". If you want the original Bowie lyrics, they can be found at the following link: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/david-bowie/36790.html Turnips!! Jan: Didn’t know that I’d been pruning for so long Weeds were running wild Every time I thought I'd got it made It seemed those plants could not be beat So I turned myself to face ma But I've never caught a glimpse, Oh how she must have gone to see the baker! I need to get those veggies back!! Chorus: T-T-T-T-Turnips! (Turn and face the Jansen) T-T-Turnips! He could never be a parsnip man! T-T-T-T-Turnips! (Turn and face the Jansen) T-T-Turnips! Just gonna have to be a Turnip man Time won’t change him But you can try Jan: I watched the veggies turned into pies And managed not to scream A Baker ruining the root of the Gods just proves That Humans really aren’t so wise And suddenly Toril seemed insane! And these Humans that ignore you As they defile your Turnips Are immune to your culinary suggestions They're quite aware of what you're going through Chorus: T-T-T-T-Turnips! (Turn and face the Jansen) T-T-Turnips! Don't tell thim to grow up and out of it T-T-T-T-Turnips! (Turn and face the stranger) T-T-Turnips! Where's your shame You've defiled the root of the Gods! Time won't change him But you can try Strange fascination, fascinating me Turnips are the veggie I'm going through Chorus: T-T-T-T-Turnips! (Turn and face the Jansen) T-T-Turnips! Oh, look out you Orc 'n Trollers T-T-T-T-Turnips! (Turn and face the Jansen) T-T-Turnips Pretty soon you're gonna get a little older Time won’t change him But you can try I said that time won’t change him And don’t you try * * * * All I can say for writting this is "sorry"... It's my rendition of Christian Aguilera's "Genie in a bottle", entitled "Halfling in a cell". If you want Christian's original lyrics you can find them at the following link -- http://www.lyrics007.com/Christina%20Aguil...e%20Lyrics.html Halfling in a Cell (aka, the Song of Mazzy) I feel like I’ve been locked up tight For a century of darkest nights; Waiting for Charname To release me. The Shades licking his lips and blowing kisses my way, But that don’t mean I’m gonna give it away Shady, Shady, Shady Oh whoa... My body’s saying let’s go. Oh whoa... But my mind is saying oh-no! If you wanna live in me, Shady, there’s a price to pay. I’m a Halfling in a cell, you gotta rub me the right way. If you wanna live in me then you haven’t got a clue! You can try to make a big impression, but I’m not gonna like what you do!! I’m a Halfling in a cell, Shady. Gotta treat me politely, Ghost-y. I’m a Halfling in a cell, Shady, Come, come, come and I’ll sort you out!! The shadelings are moaning and the lights’re down low, One more night and my sanity will go; Waiting for Charname To free me!! I’m ready to run at the speed of light, But that don’t mean I’m gonna be rescued tonight; Oh Shady, Shady, Shady Oh whoa... My body’s saying let’s go. Oh whoa... But my mind is saying oh-no! If you wanna be live in me, Shady, there’s a price to pay. I’m a Halfling in a cell, you gotta rub me the right way. If you wanna live in me then you haven’t got a clue! Come and set me free, Shady, or I’m gonna bloody kill you! I’m a Halfling in a cell, Shady. Gotta treat me politely, ghost-y. I’m a Halfling in a cell, Shady, Come, come, come and let me out… Well, that's all folks!! (For now... ) Link to comment
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