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Garriath's Song Parody


Garriath

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Heh. Here's the product of 5 minutes work on a random idea; it's sung to the tune of "Hello, Young Lovers" (from "The King and I.") It's sung by Sarevok near the start of BGI :)

 

Hello, young Bhaalspawn, wherever you are

I hope your hitpoints are few.

Now your lifetime has arrived at its end...

I am coming for you.

 

Be brave, young Bhaalspawn, don't let down your guard

I look forward to watching you turn blue...

All my power goes against you tonight...

I am coming for you,

 

I love how it feels to cast haste your heels

and cleave down a regiment in a trance...

You cleave down the field, not accepting a yield,

and you don't, not ever a chance...

 

Don't run, young Bhaalspawn, whatever you do

Don't run because you aren't alone...

All of my stats are min-maxed tonight...

I am coming for you...

 

:)

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