WizWom

yes, for instance, if you write content for Jonathan, I personally vow to hunt you down, and pull out your toenails with a pair of pliers. I can't have just anything come out of the mouth of this NPC, his dialog is sacrosanct!

Or, alternatively, I could thank you for even considering Jonathan Worthy of Notice.

I guess it would depend on my mood that day.

So... Beware!

Well, since Jonathan NPC is at the moment very sparse:

Feldpost's Inn FW3351 - NPC spawn script [PartyRested() trigger]

Raaagh! Battle!

Heh. You left out "and snarky comments :-)"