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A cynical Christmas song about corporate america


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http://www.snowtracks.com/snowtalk/ForumID34/1069.html

 

I found this rather endearing christmas card, with a nasty, cynical song...

 

so naturally I finished the rest of the verses... :D:):)

 

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Well, conditions at work are frightful,

And the boss is not delightful,

And someday we'll all be let go,

This job blows! This job blows! This job blows!

 

(This verse was the original...)

 

Rumors abound of outsourcing,

At New Delhi they'll do the programming,

Morale is at an all time low,

This job blows! This job blows! This job blows!

 

Work conditions are a pure fright,

They've found Asbestos in the walls!

There's just no end to our plight,

Broken drones shuffle along our halls.

 

The company is slowly dying,

It won't do any good to be a crying,

So polish your resumes until they glow,

This job blows! This job blows! This job blows!

 

(My own verses...)

 

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sorry about the non bg stuff, but this 5 minute improvisation when i saw the original turned out so well, and funny i just had to share it... :):);)

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