BigRob Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 As requested, here's one of the Minsc-Boo banters written so far, this one by Bri, dealing once again with the problems Boo now faces: Minsc: “Boo, my valiant comrade in arms, we need to talk.†Boo: “Yessir, misster Minssc ssir…iss there ssomething wrong? †Minsc: “This is hard to speak of loyal companion, and I would have kept silent in our mutual stomping of our boots on the backsides of evil, but it weighs heavily in the pit of stomach much like the Bhaalspawn’s cooking.†Boo: “You are sstarting to worry me…what have I done? Did I break ssome human rule again? Oooh…ooh…thiss is sso confussing. Ssometimes I wish I sstayed a hamsster.†Minsc: “You have done no wrong Boo, but what you have become my friend.†Boo: “Sh..should have sstayed a hamsster…†Minsc: “Those days were much simpler, yes. I am afraid to say this my valiant friend, but as of tonight you may no longer share my bedroll.†Boo: “But…why? Didn’t I pressss up againsst your back jusst like you liked it? Didn’t running my pawss along your sspine sset you aflutter?†Minsc: “Yes, but you didn’t weigh 14 stone then either…even the most dedicated warrior of virtue needs his sleep.†Boo: “I…can hold sstill if that iss what you need.†Minsc: “It’s not only that. You are a cover hog. I almost caught my death of a cold because you wouldn’t share. And your bedroll stinks, like a den of evil.†Boo: “But…but where shall I go? What shall I do?†Minsc: “You are a scrappy hamster. I am sure you will have no problems making a nest.†Link to comment
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