BigRob Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 As requested, here's one of the Minsc-Boo banters written so far, this one by Bri, dealing once again with the problems Boo now faces: Minsc: Ã¢â‚¬Å“Boo, my valiant comrade in arms, we need to talk.Ã¢â‚¬Â Boo: Ã¢â‚¬Å“Yessir, misster Minssc ssirÃ¢â‚¬Â¦iss there ssomething wrong? Ã¢â‚¬Â Minsc: Ã¢â‚¬Å“This is hard to speak of loyal companion, and I would have kept silent in our mutual stomping of our boots on the backsides of evil, but it weighs heavily in the pit of stomach much like the BhaalspawnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s cooking.Ã¢â‚¬Â Boo: Ã¢â‚¬Å“You are sstarting to worry meÃ¢â‚¬Â¦what have I done? Did I break ssome human rule again? OoohÃ¢â‚¬Â¦oohÃ¢â‚¬Â¦thiss is sso confussing. Ssometimes I wish I sstayed a hamsster.Ã¢â‚¬Â Minsc: Ã¢â‚¬Å“You have done no wrong Boo, but what you have become my friend.Ã¢â‚¬Â Boo: Ã¢â‚¬Å“Sh..should have sstayed a hamssterÃ¢â‚¬Â¦Ã¢â‚¬Â Minsc: Ã¢â‚¬Å“Those days were much simpler, yes. I am afraid to say this my valiant friend, but as of tonight you may no longer share my bedroll.Ã¢â‚¬Â Boo: Ã¢â‚¬Å“ButÃ¢â‚¬Â¦why? DidnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t I pressss up againsst your back jusst like you liked it? DidnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t running my pawss along your sspine sset you aflutter?Ã¢â‚¬Â Minsc: Ã¢â‚¬Å“Yes, but you didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t weigh 14 stone then eitherÃ¢â‚¬Â¦even the most dedicated warrior of virtue needs his sleep.Ã¢â‚¬Â Boo: Ã¢â‚¬Å“IÃ¢â‚¬Â¦can hold sstill if that iss what you need.Ã¢â‚¬Â Minsc: Ã¢â‚¬Å“ItÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s not only that. You are a cover hog. I almost caught my death of a cold because you wouldnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t share. And your bedroll stinks, like a den of evil.Ã¢â‚¬Â Boo: Ã¢â‚¬Å“ButÃ¢â‚¬Â¦but where shall I go? What shall I do?Ã¢â‚¬Â Minsc: Ã¢â‚¬Å“You are a scrappy hamster. I am sure you will have no problems making a nest.Ã¢â‚¬Â Link to comment
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