Dancer Fitz

Aklon: You seem to be a traveller, for whatever reasons. Do you travel merely for the sake of it or do you have some sort of overall goal?

Inara: A little of both. I'll admit I find pleasure in small things, but my grander schemes are my own to keep. I'm not opposed to hearing of your own travels, however...

Aklon: And a following question. Your speech marks you as one who hails from Sigil. Have the majority of your travels been in the planes? My own experiences there are extremely limited and I would be interested to hear anything you wish to impart.

Inara: You know of the Cage, then? Aye, I lived there, but not past a decade. It's an interesting place, very diverse...axis of the multiverse, some say. I've a good many stories about that place. Sit awhile with me, cutter, and we'll share a few chants...

BigRob: Name the worst pub you've ever been to.

Inara: The worst one, eh? I've been to some bad pubs in my time, and normally end up drinking enough so they don't seem so, but the worst one would have to be this little spot in the middle of nowhere. I'd been traveling a while and was looking to have a drink and pass out on a bed. The place was deserted, just a little room with a few cots spread around, but I managed to crack open a door in the back and find a shelf full of some odd liquor.

Next thing I remember, I wake up on the floor, empty bottles all around, and find this Silverstar staring me down, with a few muttering behind him. Keli was by the doorway, looking like she was ready to run a red one on me while wishing someone could make her melt away into the wall. Oh...did I mention this was a hostel at Keli's temple? Not really a pub, mind... Actually, I don't even think that was liquor...it did taste funny. I felt rotten for nearly a month after. But it makes a grand memory, hehehe...

Grim you are the dirtiest person ever

Sav: Pirate or Paladin?

Inara: Hm... Both. Not necessarily at the same time. .... You are talking about who I'd rather take on in a drinking contest, right?

Kalen: What do you wear in bed? Providing you don't have 'guests'...

Inara: Given that provision, I'll have to abstain from answering. Just kidding. I'm on the road all the time, so what do you think? Whatever doesn't smell like a balor's underarm and isn't host to any small creatures. Normally not much.

Loké: I asked your sister this: What's your favorite food, and why?

Inara: Hm...I don't have a favorite type, exactly, but I do have a soft spot for spicy foods in general. It used to be a game back home to see who could stomach the spiciest dish. That probably explains why I give off heat sometimes, hehe...

Meira: Have you ever seen a play by Raelis Shai and her acting company?

Inara: I might have. The name isn't very familiar, though.

Meira: Do you enjoy theatre (or other entertainment such as tournaments or concerts) in general?

Inara: I enjoy a good show, yes. Keli and I actually traveled with a troupe once. Fun lot, bards. They know how to put on a party. And yes, I like to find what's unique in every place I visit. If a craft's done well, I'll seek it. Of course, I'm always on the lookout for an interesting time. Maybe I picked up a bit of the Sensate in my childhood.

Meira: Is there anything you would not do for your sister?

Inara: No. And that's why she better bloody well do what I say!

Kalen (my PC): So, what's a girl like you doing in a place like this?

Inara: ....A girl like me? And what exactly does *that* mean?

Kalen: Fat Ettin........................................... sorry, I just wanted to say something to break the ice!

Inara: "Can I buy you a drink" always worked for me.

Kalen: By the way, you have gorgeous lips...

Inara: Yes, got them off a silver-tongued tavern-lurker the other day who thought he might have a go at my...oh! You mean mine. Thanks, berk. Hehe...

Kalen: Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

Inara: I'm not wearing tights...

Kalen: If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Inara: I do enjoy flattery, pet. *Wink* And no.

Kalen: I'm the love pirate and I'm here for your booty. Yargh!

Inara: Role-playing, are we?

I'm the Mercykiller of Sigil and I'm here to cut off the hands of all who thieve and plunder! Except mine, of course.

That was rather fun, actually... Now can I be the dashing rogue and you the hapless victim? Simple plan, really...I'll rob you blind and leave you naked in an alley somewhere and you'll...shiver, most likely. Ha! Just kidding...honest.

Meira: How would you describe your sister?

Inara: Keli...she's a good sort. Always trying to do what she thinks is right and very passionate about her beliefs, which can be bloody annoying. She could stand to loosen her collar, definetly...as she's rum fun when she's drunk, ha! She's loyal to the point of being foolhardy, and as dim as a Sigil alley about some things...but I trust her. And pity the sod who dares try and harm her if I've anything to do with it. Or date her. Hehehe...

Meira: Have you ever been in love?

Inara: There're so many kinds of love, cutter. I won't be categorizing my relationships just for the sake of knowing what to call them.

Anomen: Do you like accents from romance novels?

Inara: That depends on who’s using one, where we are, and how much I’ve had to drink.

Andyr: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Inara: ...What’s with the animal questions? Do I look like a bloody ranger?

Ok I'm game.

Harbinger: Do you like rabbits?

Inara: Why, are you selling any?

Harbinger: What are your turn ons?

Inara: At the moment? *Wink*

...Boots. Care to buy me some new ones?

Harbinger: Turn offs?

Inara: People grabbing my tail. Go on, berk... Try it. If you manage unscathed I’ll buy you a bub at the next tavern... >=)

I hope this post doesn't sound pervy. Ah here it goes.

Sav: Do you like women? (Are you bisexual?)

Inara: I like all sorts. Provided they don't pike me off.

Grim: Do you like cats?

Inara: Cats? I like them as much as the next cutter, I suppose. Never had one, so I couldn’t really say. Life on the move doesn’t allow for pets, see. It’s hard enough dragging around my sister...

Grim: Do you prefer to be on top?

Inara: Always. Though if you’re the only leatherhead around here, it’s going to be rather lonely.

Oooo, quests! I wondered where the heck all those new posts were coming from. Good to see more adventures! Looks good, NiGHTMARE. *Takes place on sidelines*

Mm....nice. That is one fine looking portrait. Yeah, so he doesn't exactly look 37... No complaints here!