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WARNING: This post will make no sense to those who have not seen Episode I and Pulp Fiction!  You have been warned...

 

SCENE 37: THE JEDI COUNCIL CHAMBER

 

Qui-Gon Jinn: He was trained in the Jedi arts. My only conclusion can be that it was... a Sith Lord.

 

Ki-Adi Mundi: Impossible! The Sith have been extinct for a millennium.

 

Mace Windu: I do not believe they could have returned without us knowing.

 

Qui-Gon: Well I do.

 

Mace: Tell me something Qui-Gon.  What did this Sith Lord look like?

 

Qui-Gon: What?

 

Mace: What planet are you from!?

 

Qui-Gon: WHAT?

 

Mace: What ain't no planet I've heard of.  They speak English on What?

 

Qui-Gon: WHAT!?!

 

Mace: English motherf*cker!  Do you speak it!?

 

Qui-Gon: Yes!

 

Mace:  Then you know what I'm saying!

 

Qui-Gon: YES!

 

Mace: Then describe what the Sith Lord looked like

 

Qui-Gon: What?

 

Mace: Say 'what' again! Say 'what' again!  I dare you, I double dare you, mother-f*cker! Say 'what' one more Goddamn time!

 

Qui-Gon: He was bald...

 

Mace: Go on!

 

Qui-Gon: He had tattoos...

 

Mace: DID HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!?!

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