It's ok, you can laugh! I laughed as well... in that "oh-my-god-I'm-going-to-hurl-and-then-die-miserably"-sort of way. And, sadly, chicken soup isn't as tasty as chocolate cake.
Say, if chocolate cakes or cupcakes aren't what your muses need, BigRob, I've got enough time on my hands to try and master just about anything in the World of Pastry. Say the word and I'll bake it. If you and your muses don't live anywhere near Sweden, though, said pastries will probably go from yum-o to yucko-o while being shipped.