Class- Level 2 Bard (I adapt easily, know everything about what I do)
Alignment- True Neutral (I just don't care. I like to think I'm good, but I know I wouldn't help out anyone in trouble.)
Strength: 6 (I'm very weak)
Dexterity: 4 (Don't expect anything accurate about me. I am frightneningly flexible though. I can lick my elbow, fit my legs behind my head, etc. at six feet tall.
Constitution: 6 (I'm so out of shape
Intelligence: 10 (Not the brightest light... I'm not very smart)
Wisdom: 3 (Incredibly naive)
Charisma: 1 (I'd go lower, but according to 3E rules, I'd go unconscious. I'm depressive, I mutter, I mumble, I probably smell, and I'm just not a very nice person)