BigRob Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Here, in this recitation of Bri's, Boo discusses some of the problems of a hamster turned human.... Boo: Ã¢â‚¬Å“How do you humanss ever learned to walk thiss way? It iss like trying to walk on four legssÃ¢â‚¬Â¦with two of them broken.Ã¢â‚¬Â Nalia: Ã¢â‚¬Å“Heh, it is something we are taught at a very young age, Boo. Maybe if you didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t slope forward so much, you would have an easier time of it. For all that, you seem to be adapting quite well.Ã¢â‚¬Â Boo: Ã¢â‚¬Å“I have very little choicsse madam Nalia. Everything feelss sso wrong. Esspesshially when I ssee you move and then look at what I have become.Ã¢â‚¬Â Nalia: Ã¢â‚¬Å“Oh, donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t think such thoughts. You shouldnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t compare yourself to me anyways.Ã¢â‚¬Â Boo: Ã¢â‚¬Å“I canÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t help it. I mean, IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve sseen you palm thingss that a hamsster would be hard pressssed to ssteal. All thosse sshiny, pretty thingssÃ¢â‚¬Â¦Ã¢â‚¬Â Nalia: Ã¢â‚¬Å“YouÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve seen that? I thought was careful...Ã¢â‚¬Â Boo: Ã¢â‚¬Å“You were, maÃ¢â‚¬â„¢am, you were! But you forget, such thingss are ssecond nature for hamsstersÃ¢â‚¬Â¦and maybe the more ssmarter rat. Ah, if only you had been a hamster. Such puppiess we would have had!Ã¢â‚¬Â Nalia, gulps: Ã¢â‚¬Å“Puppies?Ã¢â‚¬Â Boo: Ã¢â‚¬Å“Hamsster youngÃ¢â‚¬Â¦are called pupss. Yess, I could almosst smell it nowÃ¢â‚¬Â¦your cheekss sstuffed to the brim with peass, ssquealing with delightÃ¢â‚¬Â¦Ã¢â‚¬Â Nalia: Ã¢â‚¬Å“Boo, stop this line of talk, nowÃ¢â‚¬Â¦Ã¢â‚¬Â Minsc interjects: Ã¢â‚¬Å“The noble hamster can always squeeze into the tightest of spaces!Ã¢â‚¬Â Link to comment
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