Bri Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Sit in your parked car wearing your sunglasses and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask, "Do you want fries with that?" Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In." Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For sexual favors." End all your sentences with, "in accordance with prophecy." dont use any punctuation As often as possible, skip rather than walk. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle and play tropical sounds all day. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. Make co-workers call you by your wrestling name: "Rock Hard." When your money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!" Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." Link to comment
Dancer Fitz Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 These are surprisingly popular in Performance Art class... Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." Why does this make me think of Monty Python?.... Link to comment
Userunfriendly Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 In the memo field of all your checks, write "For sexual favors." when me and my best friend rented a house while we were going to college, he'd write me a rent check that said... "sexual favors to my cat"... yes, we were bored... Link to comment
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