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A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.


A will is a dead giveaway.


Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.


A backward poet writes inverse.


In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count that votes.


She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.


A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.


If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.


With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.


Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.


When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.


The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.


A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.


You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.


Australian Local Area Network: the LAN down under.


He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.


Every calendar's days are numbered.


A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.


A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.


He had a photographic memory which was never developed.


A plateau is a high form of flattery.


The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.


Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.


When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.


Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.


When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.


Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.


Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.


Acupuncture is a jab well done.


Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

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