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HOAX WARNING!

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I hate email hoax warnings, but this one is important. Please send this to everyone on your email list ASAP!

 

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey, and asks you to show him your bum, DO NOT show him your bum.

 

This is a scam. He only wants to see your bum! I wish I'd got this yesterday!!

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This scam should not be confused with a similar one used by politicians: "Vote for me and I'll show you my wee-wee."

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Well, either way you're appealing or detracting 50% of the population. ;)

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Have you seen politicians? I don't think anybody wants to see that.

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This is a scam. He only wants to see your bum! I wish I'd got this yesterday!!

;)

 

 

I'm sure politicians can say different things to different people, based on said voter's desire to see said politician's wee-wee. ;)

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*sigh*

 

Happened to me multiple times. ;) Thanks for all the warnings, but I guess it is too late now.

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Thanks for the warning, Cliffette. I got a similar one a few years ago, but it was for nipples. Now I won't fall for it a second time!

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I don't know, the last man I showed my bum to gagged. Maybe it was the smell. Or all the bloody chunks. *sighs* Hoboes just don't age that well.

Edited by Bri

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You need a specially constructed, temperature regulated, low humidity hobo cellar, if you want your bum to age well and maintiain that piquant scent.

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Have you seen politicians? I don't think anybody wants to see that.

Hark! Our Prime Minister.

 

johnhwrd.jpg

 

I would rather look at Bri's hobo bum than his wee-wee.

 

BTW, I think I'm still in kindergarten, because the word 'wee-wee' makes me snicker. ;)

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So as I wait to be censored mercilessly and sent off to Guantanamo Bay for my acts of treason against the Australian people, I have a closing comment :

 

Cliffette, you are an evil, nasty, ethically bankrupt fiend. :D

 

;):);)

 

Next time, I'll put a SPOILER (of appetite) warning, eh? :)

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He is still your prime minister. ;);) Gsus, time for a change there too, I say. Let Peter Garrett do it. Though I would still pass on the wee-wee bit.

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