cliffette Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 I hate email hoax warnings, but this one is important. Please send this to everyone on your email list ASAP! If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey, and asks you to show him your bum, DO NOT show him your bum. This is a scam. He only wants to see your bum! I wish I'd got this yesterday!! Link to comment
icelus Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 This scam should not be confused with a similar one used by politicians: "Vote for me and I'll show you my wee-wee." Link to comment
cliffette Posted July 1, 2004 Author Share Posted July 1, 2004 Shouldn't that be 'Vote for me or else I'll show you my wee-wee?" Many votes guaranteed! Link to comment
icelus Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Well, either way you're appealing or detracting 50% of the population. Link to comment
julwise Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Have you seen politicians? I don't think anybody wants to see that. Link to comment
BigRob Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 This is a scam. He only wants to see your bum! I wish I'd got this yesterday!! I'm sure politicians can say different things to different people, based on said voter's desire to see said politician's wee-wee. Link to comment
MyFinalHeaven Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 I dunno,with some people,you'd be better off with looking at their ass than their face. Link to comment
jester Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 *sigh* Happened to me multiple times. Thanks for all the warnings, but I guess it is too late now. Link to comment
Andyr Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Thanks for the warning, Cliffette. I got a similar one a few years ago, but it was for nipples. Now I won't fall for it a second time! Link to comment
Bri Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 I don't know, the last man I showed my bum to gagged. Maybe it was the smell. Or all the bloody chunks. *sighs* Hoboes just don't age that well. Link to comment
BigRob Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 You need a specially constructed, temperature regulated, low humidity hobo cellar, if you want your bum to age well and maintiain that piquant scent. Link to comment
cliffette Posted July 2, 2004 Author Share Posted July 2, 2004 Have you seen politicians? I don't think anybody wants to see that. Hark! Our Prime Minister. I would rather look at Bri's hobo bum than his wee-wee. BTW, I think I'm still in kindergarten, because the word 'wee-wee' makes me snicker. Link to comment
cliffette Posted July 2, 2004 Author Share Posted July 2, 2004 So as I wait to be censored mercilessly and sent off to Guantanamo Bay for my acts of treason against the Australian people, I have a closing comment : Cliffette, you are an evil, nasty, ethically bankrupt fiend. Next time, I'll put a SPOILER (of appetite) warning, eh? Link to comment
jester Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 He is still your prime minister. Gsus, time for a change there too, I say. Let Peter Garrett do it. Though I would still pass on the wee-wee bit. Link to comment
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