Bri Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 I guess we should put up a warning: Use these lines at your own risk. And Andyr, do you have a next of kin to notify in case the lines don't...work...as well as you think? Link to comment
Andyr Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 I have three birthday parties to go to this week, so some of the lines might get an outing. I can't promise anything, though. Have you used the pirate one yet? Top of my list. Bri: If you lot don't hear from me for over a month, know that I passed on to a Better Place. Link to comment
Idobek Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Would the Better Place mean that you are having great sex and can't be arsed to post, or that you are dead? Link to comment
Andyr Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Either. You'll have to guess. Hmm, actually, if it was great sex I'd probably come back occassionally and just post pages of smilies. Link to comment
Userunfriendly Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Heroes and heartbrakers, a quest(ionable) mini-mod soon near you. Anomen had to sleep with Gorf twice, since his type is not good at holding back and wouldn't take 'well maybe not right now' for an answer. time for an anomen/gorf slash... mazzy: Well yon cretin, i hope you learned your lesson... bubbles rips off her mask, to reveal a masculine face, with a horrifying beard and mustache... anomen: gorf honey, are you ok??? gorf: urm...bubbles??? what happened??? anomen: Why that mean old butch midget cheated and whacked you good, honey... (the rest is just plain...too sick to write...) Link to comment
jester Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 I see, the plot thickens.... Link to comment
Userunfriendly Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 I see, the plot thickens.... jan: just like a good batch of turnip chowder left in the cellar to age properly...now Ma Jansen don't hold with the new fangled notion of letting turnip soups age only a week before serving...she insists on the full month... Link to comment
Andyr Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 andy's in depth review of the chat up lines Any grammar errors are not my falut being mostly due to beer. The love pirate line succeeded in phone number acquisition, but I forgot the rest. More updates later in the week maybe stay tuned... :D:D:D Link to comment
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