BigRob Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Check this out for a nice, healthy snack! Snack-o-Rama! My mouth waters already. Link to comment
icelus Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Jeez... you can hear the arteries clogging in the Ukraine from here! "Chocolate salo: Salty on the inside, sweet on the outside" Link to comment
Bri Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 And I thought deep fried twinkies were bad enough. Link to comment
Dancer Fitz Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Ah, the best of both worlds! Link to comment
BevH Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 As a fanatical chocoholic, may I say... EEEWWWW!!!! Link to comment
icelus Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Argh. I *knew* there was a vomiting smiley, but I couldn't find it. Link to comment
BevH Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Argh. I *knew* there was a vomiting smiley, but I couldn't find it. You have to look for it. It's called puke. Link to comment
Userunfriendly Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Argh. I *knew* there was a vomiting smiley, but I couldn't find it. You have to look for it. It's called puke. Link to comment
Idobek Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 I felt sure UU was going to provide us with a rendition of "Chocolate Salty Balls" (or "Salty Chocolate Balls"--I forget). Link to comment
icelus Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em! They're chock full of vitamins--and good for you! Link to comment
BigRob Posted June 23, 2004 Author Share Posted June 23, 2004 Except they're more chocolate salty... er, hmm. Oh god, what have I DONE! Link to comment
Userunfriendly Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 MONKEY BALLS (makes ~40) A) 1/2 c. peanut butter 1/3 c. honey 1/2 c. granola 1/2 c. crushed 'cheery' cereal dash nutmeg dash cinnamon 1/2 c. oatmeal B) 1 c. sugar 1/4 c. cocoa 1/4 c. butter 1/4 c. milk 1/4 tsp. vanilla INSTRUCTIONS: Mix ingredients in (A), except oatmeal. Roll into small balls about the diameter of a coin. Coat balls in oatmeal. Boil ingredients in (B) together for 3-1/2 to 4 minutes. Take from heat. Dip balls in chocolate using spoon or toothpick. Chill and serve. Monkey balls are to be served with the following poem on prominent display: "Monkey Balls" These sweet and gracious monkey balls, Served on plates and sold from stalls, Bring madness to these hallowed halls Of urban academe. Huzzaks for chocolate monkey balls! We'll eat them 'til the ceiling falls, 'Til Time, herself, tears down these walls Of urban academe. So buy yourself a monkey ball, Savour it and then stand tall, A bulwark 'gainst the deaf'ning call Of urban academe. -by Ergo the organ-grinder Link to comment
KIrving Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 Ooh that is totally disgusting BigRob!! (particularly the pork chop as I'm vegetarian!! ) Link to comment
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