Userunfriendly Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 Yup, I'm planning on putting him into the beast cages, probably instead of the minotaur that's there. Aklon's being kept in isolation because he's been a naughty boy. Oh my, oh my... sequin g-string, control collar and now we find out he's been a naughty boy... *Bev fans self* You're going to be finished with this mod tomorrow... right? urm...since when did rob say aklon was in a sequined g-string???!!! urg...bigrob, have you been reading my stories in forgotten wars???!!! Link to comment
BevH Posted January 1, 2004 Share Posted January 1, 2004 urm...since when did rob say aklon was in a sequined g-string???!!! urg...bigrob, have you been reading my stories in forgotten wars???!!! Sorry, it was a sequinned thong... And it was on FWP before he got the space here. Link to comment
BigRob Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 Yup, I'm planning on putting him into the beast cages, probably instead of the minotaur that's there. Aklon's being kept in isolation because he's been a naughty boy. Oh my, oh my... sequin g-string, control collar and now we find out he's been a naughty boy... *Bev fans self* You're going to be finished with this mod tomorrow... right? Happy New Year! But...er, no. But I'll put an update into the update thread when I fininsh the dialogue I'm working on now (one of the "Big Three") And you might be surpised at Aklon's level of naughtyness, given how he usually acts. urm...since when did rob say aklon was in a sequined g-string???!!! Bev's right, it was over on FWP. urg...bigrob, have you been reading my stories in forgotten wars???!!! One or two. Link to comment
Bri Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 So, is it a Thong +4 or a Thong +3? Does it come with an...enlargement...spell so that if Aklon needs to...club baby seals...he could? Link to comment
Grim Squeaker Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 So, is it a Thong +4 or a Thong +3? Does it come with an...enlargement...spell so that if Aklon needs to...club baby seals...he could? Speaking of enlargement (and I know I'm going offtopic), when George Clooney came in to play the role of Batman (after Val Kilmer) then he tried on the costume before they started filming (as you'd expect). However they had to make a brand new codpiece for him because he was too 'big' to fit into Val Kilmer's old codpiece! I just find that funny... Anyway, back on topic. (Bad Grim!) Link to comment
Userunfriendly Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 So, is it a Thong +4 or a Thong +3? Does it come with an...enlargement...spell so that if Aklon needs to...club baby seals...he could? and is it invulnerable to... urm... squeeking doom??? Link to comment
BigRob Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 So, is it a Thong +4 or a Thong +3? Does it come with an...enlargement...spell so that if Aklon needs to...club baby seals...he could? To quote from the item description: "The Sequined Thong of Poly###### is the creation of the crazed mage Hummanahummanaschwingbada of Sundabar. So worried was he about the effects of cold on his...charisma... that he bound three mimics and a doppelganger into this fantastic piece of underwear, allowing the wearer to maintain or enhance charisma in even the coldest of circumstances. Hummanahummanaschwingbada died of hypothermia on the Great glacier, testing his marvellous invention. His corpse was discovered by adventurers years later (initially mistaken for an elephant's head), but by then the Thong was lost to the frigid winds of the North." and is it invulnerable to... urm... squeeking doom??? Sadly, it does nothing to repel Boo. Link to comment
Userunfriendly Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 and is it invulnerable to... urm... squeeking doom??? Sadly, it does nothing to repel Boo. http://forums.spellholdstudios.net/index.p...y;threadid=4137 Link to comment
BigRob Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Heh. I've seen this before, but didn't remember the squeaking doom reference (I have no memory). The Sequined Thong of Poly###### has no defensive capacity whatsoever. But Aklon can run really fast. Link to comment
Grim Squeaker Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Heh. I've seen this before, but didn't remember the squeaking doom reference (I have no memory). The Sequined Thong of Poly###### has no defensive capacity whatsoever. But Aklon can run really fast. If you Use Item on it does the pitch of his soundset go higher? Link to comment
Userunfriendly Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Heh. I've seen this before, but didn't remember the squeaking doom reference (I have no memory). The Sequined Thong of Poly###### has no defensive capacity whatsoever. But Aklon can run really fast. If you Use Item on it does the pitch of his soundset go higher? only if an enemy lich casts abi dahzim's horrid wedgie... Link to comment
CamDawg Posted January 5, 2004 Author Share Posted January 5, 2004 Heh. I've seen this before, but didn't remember the squeaking doom reference (I have no memory). The Sequined Thong of Poly###### has no defensive capacity whatsoever. But Aklon can run really fast. If you Use Item on it does the pitch of his soundset go higher? only if an enemy lich casts abi dahzim's horrid wedgie... *groan* This is eventually going to turn into the infamous "pants" thread from the IP boards. Link to comment
BevH Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Heh. I've seen this before, but didn't remember the squeaking doom reference (I have no memory). The Sequined Thong of Poly###### has no defensive capacity whatsoever. But Aklon can run really fast. Well, OK, but PC has Boots of Speed and WILL be able to catch him... : Link to comment
Userunfriendly Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Heh. I've seen this before, but didn't remember the squeaking doom reference (I have no memory). The Sequined Thong of Poly###### has no defensive capacity whatsoever. But Aklon can run really fast.  Well, OK, but PC has Boots of Speed and WILL be able to catch him...   now why does spritely music play in my head, and i keep thinking of... Benny Hill! except that instead of benny chasing after scantily clad women, bev is chasing after aklon....   urm...the pants thread from ip??? link please... Link to comment
CamDawg Posted January 5, 2004 Author Share Posted January 5, 2004 Ah, there have been a number of really good pants threads, but most are in the spam thread which gets pruned regularly. Here's the only one I could find: IP Forum Pants Thread Link to comment
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