Grim Squeaker Posted September 9, 2004 Author Share Posted September 9, 2004 I can't believe you actually revived this... Link to comment
Bri Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 A duck walked into a bar and ordered a drink and a ham sandwich. The bartender just stared. "You're a talking duck!" "Yes. Yes, I am," replied the duck. "I'm sorry, but we don't get many talking ducks in here. What brings you to these parts?" "I'm working at the construction site across the street." The duck returned every day for weeks. When the circus came to town, its ringmaster happened into the same bar. The bartender said, "I know a talking duck. He should be in your circus. He's amazing!" "Sounds good," said the ringmaster. "Tell him to give me a call." The next time the duck entered the bar, the bartender said, "I've found you a new job and it pays big money!" "Really? Where?" "At the circus." "The circus?" "Yep." "That place with the big tent? With the big canvas roof?" "Right!" said the bartender. The duck looked confused and asked, "What in the hell do they want with a plasterer?" Link to comment
BigRob Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Maybe they need someone to do the casts for the trainee acrobats? Link to comment
Stoplight Red Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 I can't believe you actually revived this... Heheh. You link me to something like the quacking thread, and you *don't* expect me to revive it? Mister Squeaker, I thought you knew me better than that. Link to comment
Idobek Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 He linked you to this? The man has no sense of shame. Link to comment
BevH Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 The man has no sense Teehee... Link to comment
Stoplight Red Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 He linked you to this? The man has no sense of shame. I was going to try and make some kind of excuse for him, but really. It's Grim. Link to comment
Grim Squeaker Posted September 12, 2004 Author Share Posted September 12, 2004 He linked you to this? The man has no sense of shame. I was going to try and make some kind of excuse for him, but really. It's Grim. Link to comment
Megalobird Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 QUACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! Link to comment
Userunfriendly Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 QUACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! Goose! Link to comment
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