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Salvanus:

"Open wide that pouting-lipped mouth, that I might unleash my sweet loving fury!  Please, my heart's fluttering so, in rivulets of fire! Quickly, unleash your fluids and put it out!"

 

?

so del hacks up a loogie and hawks it into his open mouth???

 

Hurl!!!

 

sorry, sorry, couldn't help myself... :D:D:D

 

or she simply shapeshifts into a werewolf...

 

sal: My sweet girl, what big eyes you have!

del: the better with to see you with...

sal: my sweet seductress, what big ears you have!

del: the better to hear your endearments...

sal: My, what a big,luscious mouth you have!

del: The better with which to bite off your (deleted)!!!

 

pc: Sigh, you know, jaheira, you would think the little pervert would have figured out something was a little off when del grew fur and fangs...

 

jae: I've heard of love being blind, and even lust being blind, but this is rediculous...

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Well, I think Salvanus' criteria are: If it's walking on two legs and it's female, I'll give it a go!  :D

Really? I wonder what'd happen if he tried his less-than-effective wooing on Bodhi? How long would he life?

 

 

Heh, another Del battlecry, thinking of "In Sheep's Clothing", and what she did to Ployer, could be:

 

"I shall steal your heart away, fool!"

 

I wish I could think of a broader range of quotes than battlecries, but then, they're the easiest.

 

Uriel

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Everyone: Every smilie is wanted,

Every smilie is good,

Every smilie is needed,

In your neighborhood.

Every smilie is sacred,

Every smilie is great,

If

a smilie is wasted,

God gets quite irate.

 

:groucho:

Monty Python's Meaning of Life, correct? only... with the lyrics slightly changed.

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